But I had to exchange my intelligence for a medicated haze in accordance with the agreement arbitrated by DayQuil. I have been assured that once the cold virus has been irradicated, the need for falsified health will be alleviated, and I will be able to return to something similar to intelligible.
Until then, I will continue to struggle to read my own hand writing, stumble up (and down) the stairs, and publish written excuses for why I can't do the very thing that I'm doing.
On Discovering That I’m a Prodigy.
5 days ago