Missing: One black van key. The kind with a chip inside it, making it really expensive to replace. Most likely seen in the hands of a two year-old thief. She should be considered cute and mischievous. Take cautions when approaching. Do not make eye contact. Be prepared for a soft growling noise. If you find the key, please contact me. That should be easy since you would have to be somewhere in my house to find it. Most likely in an air duct or toy box. Hey! what are you doing in there?